Terms

Terms, Privacy, Disclaimer, Disclosure
Good men must not obey the laws too much.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Terms

This website is provided as is, with no warranty whatsoever. No warranty as in, absolutely ZERO warranty whatsoever. No warranty as in "I ain't done nuttin' yur honor". The Simple Aristocrats exclude all liability to the full extent permitted by applicable law. This contract shall be governed by the UNIDROIT Principles of International Commercial Contracts (2010). Any dispute shall be referred to, and finally resolved by, arbitration, to the exclusion of the courts. Oh, and also, you agree to be nice.

Privacy

The Simple Aristocrats do not collect any personal information about you as a visitor except standard traffic logs and anything you share with us deliberately, of course. We will never sell or voluntarily disclose any of your personal information.

Disclaimer

The Simple Aristocrats do not provide tax, legal, accounting, investment, matrimonial, medical, spiritual, astrological (et al.) advice. This material has been prepared for informational purposes only, and is not intended to provide, and should not be relied on for, tax, legal, accounting, investment, matrimonial, medical, spiritual, astrological (et al.) advice. You should consult your own tax, legal, accounting, investment, matrimonial, medical, spiritual, astrological (et al.) advisors (and talk to your wife/husband/life-partner/special-someone/best-friend-forever) before engaging in any transaction or changing your life based on what a few random people write on the internet.

Disclosure

Tim Ferriss created a disclosure page that applies perfectly here, so here's the link. Basically, the Simple Aristocrats don't say or write something that we don't believe to be true. We'll take money from (almost) whoever wants to pay us but it won't make us "sell-out". The rule about receiving money is very simple : if someone offers you money, you take it. It's simple, it's clear, that's all there is to it. Refusing money is bad manners. Worse, it's rude.