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Become your own Lawyer

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Jack Woltz: I know almost every big lawyer in New York, who the hell are you?
Tom Hagen: I have a special practice. I handle one client.
- The Godfather

Simple Aristocrats know they should be "above the law" and that the "rules" are merely illusions which are not supposed to apply to Blue Bloods. However, those illusions can be very persistent. The next best thing is to "pwn" the law: become your own lawyer.

You need to sue someone? Need to defend yourself? Need to fight back? Get in touch with us at : info@simplearistocrats.com and let us help you become your own lawyer.

  • Get in touch with legal experts who can explain the law.
  • Get court documents you can use as inspiration for your own filings.
  • Exploit technicalities.
  • Learn about asset protection strategies to avoid the dreaded "all your base are belong to us".
  • Use juridictional arbitrage

Contact us at info@simplearistocrats.com and tell us more about how we could help you.